“I always think that”

[conversation takes place on the phone]

Eliza: I wanted to let you know that I started to dig through the papers on the desk.  The house might be in the it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better phase when I go to bed.  So if you get home and the house is a mess, that’s why.

Alan: I always think that if I come home to a messy house

Eliza: Thanks!  Oh, Copper just knocked the pizza box onto the floor.

Alan: I always think that the cats knocked the pizza on the floor.  I never think it was you.

Eliza: Thanks…

 

 

The first time the cats knocked pizza on the floor overnight we were mystified–why?  how?  Turns out they like to lick the pepperoni.

 

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